April 2011
4 posts
WOJTANIK →
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Weeee!
Poopy!
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Tits McGee!
Bitches ain’t shit, on muh tits.
March 2010
1 post
SHIT.
Tug-of-war was and Olympic sport in the early 1900’s.
January 2010
5 posts
ASDF
You’re guitar.
Wackoff Ironman
The fury of this intense competition can make grown men cry. The men are required to climax an insane 48 times in a 24 hour period. They are given a small tube of lubrication, a glass of water, and a protein bar for the duration of the competition. In the midst of the insanity during the Bust-A-Nut Ironman competition, Ryan G. ripped the foreskin of his derranged penis, spewing blood and seamen...
Shit.
So many hours of nothing! What the hell!
I hated Obama before it was cool.
On a side note, hating Obama has always been cool.
YOU KILLED JESUS
(for our sins, of course.)
December 2009
35 posts
Burnt sage and a forest of bygones.
Lets carve my aging face off, fetch us a knife, start with my eyes, down so the lines form a grimacing smile.
Little Big Planet makes my insides tickle!
Hyrule.
They call me Robin Hood, but you can just call me Jiggly Tits.
I’m gettin’ my mat on. Don’t judge fuckers.
Boy do I love me a good Christmas eve party. Partying this shit up like its 1776!
Happy Christmas Thoughts
I truly hope that all of you in my generation that so excitedly destroyed the image of the republican party and voted for comrade Obama have spent time watching this reform bill he has been busily botching, as well as the rest of his slimy maneuvers. I can only say that when it is all said and done that I hope you are proud of the decision you have made. I hope you are happy that the reputation of...
Christmas Eve
It’s 4:45 am on Christmas eve and I’m still up. I’ve been playing Modern Warfare 2 with some homiez online for about 7 hours at this point. I’m 2 levels away from prestige! I suppose however that I shall go to bed now, I have to get up at a reasonable hour tomorrow to help clean and cook and shit because we’re having a bunch of cool people over. Cool being a debatable...
Poopy!
Stephanie’s tumblr is too confusing for my brain. Poopy!
Grateful Dead
Currently I have Grateful Dead music blasting in my room so loud that one of my neighbors just txt’d me and asked if it was me. I love my life, sometimes. lol
Facebook
I am completely thrilled with discovering tumblr as it has finally given me a legitimate reason to get rid of my facebook. Facebook is a total waste of time and I’m pretty sure that it makes the user less of a person in the real world! On the other hand, Christmas is two days away! Woohoo, I guess? Just doesn’t really feel like Christmas since I don’t really live home anymore....
Team angry face!
Team angry face!
Snazzy.
Team angry face!
I need help. I just lol’d at one of my own posts for the better part of 15 minutes. I had a mother ‘effin roflcopter up in this joint.
The Force Unleashed II →
I have more fucking nose bleeds than a coke addict. What the fuck!
Everytime I stalk someone on facebook, the results always make me want to vomit.
No one should receive that many bottles of liquor for Christmas. I mean dozens of bottles of wine and numerous bottles of Hennessy is just ridiculous. (fyi we’re jimmy jacked..)
I’m sorry but officers of the law don’t grow like sunflowers.
“Hold my hat while I have sex with your wife”
– Squidbillies
It truly astonishes me how much R.E.M. causes me to compulsively vomit.
“I’ll be home for Shloggmass!”
“Uttini!”
– Jawa
Walt Disney
I just decided to try the “call in” feature on tumblr. I was disturbed by the Stephen Hawking robot voice on the other end of the phone. In fact, I think he may have been coming on to me. In other words, Christmas is Friday (t-minus 3 days). Weeee! And now, the best news of all. I’m about ready to prestige on Modern Warfare 2. Bitches best watch out. If you dont already have it,...
“You would never need that many flashlight raccoons!”
– The mouth of the might Boland unit.
“Hey Griswold, where do you think you’re going to put a tree that big..?!”
– National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
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Game Time
I’ve got my hoodie and some glow sticks, lets have a fucking party.
