STOP IT
Poopy!
Bitches ain’t shit, on muh tits.
Tug-of-war was and Olympic sport in the early 1900’s.
You’re guitar.
The fury of this intense competition can make grown men cry. The men are required to climax an insane 48 times in a 24 hour period. They are given a small tube of lubrication, a glass of water, and a protein bar for the duration of the competition.
In the midst of the insanity during the Bust-A-Nut Ironman competition, Ryan G. ripped the foreskin of his derranged penis, spewing blood and seamen in a 3 metre radius of himself, dealing splash damage to nearby competitors.
So many hours of nothing! What the hell!
On a side note, hating Obama has always been cool.
(for our sins, of course.)
